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1 BR

1 BA

4 Guests

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Private Pool
Pet Friendly
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Grill/BBQ
Fireplace

Description

An amazing location near Joshua Tree awaits at Desert Noir! Boasting 2.5 beautiful acres, this charming house hosts views so exceptional that you'll feel like you're already inside the national park. Hike the stunning trails behind the house or drive 16 miles to the Joshua Tree West Entrance. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood with a shared gate, this home offers ultimate privacy and the chance to view a dark sky brimming with shimmering stars. You'll also find your own private well, grid-tied electricity, and high-speed internet service.

Inside, large windows in the living area showcase beautiful views and flood the space with natural light. Unwind on the sofa bed and stream your favorite shows on the Roku TV. Prepare tasty meals in the well-equipped kitchen, detailed with stainless steel appliances. A wood stove with floor-to-ceiling stone surround provides a warm ambience in the dining area. When you're ready to eat, gather around the dining table.

Your outdoor haven offers ample space to relax. Refresh with a dip in the stock tank pool (also known as a cowboy pool). Unwind in the hot tub or gather around the gas firepit to swap stories of your day's adventures. An outdoor shower offers a convenient spot to rinse off after hiking, and a covered wraparound patio provides a shaded spot to kick back with a crisp drink. Also on-site, a cozy caravan creates even more living space with cushioned seating inside, a table for two, and a small deck -- perfect for morning meditations.

Things to Know

Check-in time: 4:00 p.m.
Check-out time: 10:00 a.m.
All guests shall abide by Vacasa’s good neighbor policy and shall not engage in illegal activity. Quiet hours are from 10:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m.
No smoking is permitted anywhere on the premises.
The caravan is only available for entertaining during the day and should not be used for accommodation.
Permit CESTRP-2021-01782

Amenities

Internet

General Info

Permit ID #: CESTRP-2021-01782

Heating & Cooling

Central AC
Fireplace

Kitchen & Dining

Fridge
Microwave
Stove

Media

Internet
TV

Rates & Availability

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Reviews

Great house, okay customer service

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

June, 2024

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

I mean this property is gorgeous just insanely beautiful. The propane tank was full so we could sit by the fire every morning drinking our coffee watching the morning birds move around. Make sure to read the instructions to get to the house via the trip manager and not the email. Make sure to arrive when it’s light out can be difficult to find.

MorganC

Yucca Valley, CA

Incredible

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

April, 2024

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

Far beyond our expectations. 3 adults and 1 toddler. Accommodations were incredibly inviting, clean, well kept and as described. The views are unmatched just about anywhere with endless accommodations (hot tub, fire pit, cowboy pool, wildlife) Location is a photographer’s dream and we couldn’t have been happier with our stay

DanielleL

Yucca Valley, CA

April visit

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

April, 2024

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

ScottH

Yucca Valley, CA

Great place with privacy and views for days.

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

February, 2024

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

We loved the place. The views were absolutely stunning, the house was equipped with everything we needed to cook as well. The hot tub was fantastic. There is a little bit of dirt road that you will need to drive on to get there. I didn't have any issues on my 2wd truck.

AVASHC

Yucca Valley, CA

Relaxing stay

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

January, 2024

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

We stayed as a family of 2 adults and 2 children. The sunsets were stunning. The Jacuzzi was perfect to experience the sunrise and sunsets. The secluded stay was just what we were looking for. The outdoor fire pit was more aesthetic than functional during the winter. Unfortunately, the shower heads don't work properly so we ended up using the hand shower. Also, like another reviewer mentioned, a lot of water gets all over the bathroom floor because the shower isn't enclosed. However, the pros outweighed the cons and we would stay here again.

Manager Response:

Thank you for staying with us, William! We are glad you enjoyed your visit to Desert Noir Retreat. The indoor shower does have fixed doors that do not close leaving water to possibly splash on the floor but the whole bathroom floor has adequate draining so there should never be a buildup of water. Once the shower is turned off, it will drain adequately every time. If you decide to rebook our home, all of the problems you had will have been resolved for your group to fully enjoy your stay. Thank you!

WilliamL

Yucca Valley, CA

Restful desert trip

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

January, 2024

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

Had a lovely time in the desert. Hot tub was fun. Fire pit with beautiful views of the vista and the stars. Perfect little getaway place for a couple.

MattR

Yucca Valley, CA

A peaceful retreat but some room for improvement

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

October, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

Picturesque location with a really wonderful sense of privacy and tranquility. The house has thoughtful design touches and is beautifully furnished and decorated. It’s a really lovely property I would visit again, but it needs a little TLC.

Manager Response:

Hello Jimmy, thank you for your detailed feedback! We appreciate you bringing this to our attention, which may need some TLC. We have forwarded your feedback to the local staff so they can work to improve the house for future guests. We work really hard to make sure our guests will love their experience in our homes. Thank you for your stay, and we hope to have the opportunity to better impress you in the future.

JimmyE

Yucca Valley, CA

Beautiful mountain retreat

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

October, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

Gorgeous views, comfortable, quiet and private. Exactly the perfect retreat that I needed while dealing with a family emergency in the area. Last minute booking went seamlessly; couldn't make the keypad entry work, but taken care of immediately by property management.

MoniqueH

Yucca Valley, CA

Guest Review

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

July, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

SusieP

Yucca Valley, CA

Beautiful, but

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

April, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

My girlfriends and I had a wonderfull, peaceful getaway. Unfortunately, there were issues. The oven did not work, which was a bummer because we had planned meals that required the use of the oven. Being that the weather was hotter than expected, we were looking forward to the the plunge pool. The pool was supposed to be drained upon arrival. Not only was the pool half full, it was green and covered with a thick layer of insects. We attempted to drain the pool as directed by the site, however the drain does not function. Trying to remedy the situation we called the company and were told to expect a follow up call and a visit from somebody local. We never received a call back nor an email acknowledging the situation. As disappointed as we were, the property and hot tub made up for it.

Manager Response:

We appreciate your honest feedback, Rachel. While we are glad you enjoyed the home and the hot tub, we are so sorry to hear about the issues you had with the oven and the pool, and we deeply regret that they were not resolved in a timely manner. Please note all of these issues have been rectified and any future bookings will not have these same issues as all have been repaired and is in working order now. We hope you'll give us another chance to host you for a 5-star experience!

Rachel L

Yucca Valley, CA

Excellent desert getaway

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

April, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

This house is on a wonderful, quiet hillside. We enjoyed the peace and quiet, the privacy including the private hot tub, and the great views of snowcapped peaks in the distance.

JonathanG

Yucca Valley, CA

An amazing desert retreat

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

April, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

Wow. Here’s a vacation house that’s everything you hope it will be based on the pictures and reviews. It is so quiet and peaceful up in the Yucca Valley, and with all the onsite amenities, like the hot tub, fire pit, and cozy living room, there’s nowhere else you’ll want to go. The property is at the end of a steep gravel road, so please follow their advice of taking an SUV.

MatthewH

Yucca Valley, CA

We loved it!!

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

March, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

Everything about this house was adorable. We had grand plans to hang out in town and see the sights, but we ended up just staying at the house and soaking up the sunshine. It’s right outside of town but it feels very remote and the landscape is just gorgeous. I could spend weeks lounging on the porch and enjoying the weather. I can’t say enough good things about this little gem. One thing to note, the gps doesn’t take you all the way to the house. It stops at an orange stucco house. Drive past that and keep going to the top of the hill.

Manager Response:

Thank you for your review, Frankie, we are glad you enjoyed your stay. Directions to the home are in your email notifications, as well as in your Trip Manager. We encourage guests to reach out with any questions, as we are happy to help. We look forward to hosting you again.

frankies

Yucca Valley, CA

Beautiful, magical space in the desert!

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

March, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

We loved everything about this house. The location secluded and romantic on top of the hill with the entire view of the Yucca Valley desert and the Joshua Trees. The little details and the way it's decorated inside with the desert theme. We loved the outdoor firepit, the heated jacuzzi, and the fireplace inside. For the winter months these details made a big difference. We loved the sunset and sunrise views. We cannot wait to return here. Perfect romantic getaway.

DianeT

Yucca Valley, CA

Windy, Snowy, Wonderful Stay

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

February, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

This home is ideally located in a scenic private setting, yet convenient to the amenities of civilization and Joshua Tree National Park. It's comfortable and well equipped with the necessities.. perfect for a couple's getaway. For location and comfort we give this home a 5. Also, hot water is plentiful and responsive, and the wood stove adds nice ambiance on a cold night. We definitely would enjoy staying here again. Just three things bring the overall rating to 4: The pots/pans are worn and scratched (time to replace); There's no real coffee maker (you have to improvise); and in the bathroom there's no shower door so a lot more of the floor than just the shower gets soaked. Separately, the TV/Netflix worked perfectly -- we never needed to connect to the wifi.

Manager Response:

Hi, James! We're glad you stayed with us and appreciate your feedback. The cookware has been updated, and we have suggested a new coffee maker to the homeowner. Thank you!

JamesB

Yucca Valley, CA

You cannot beat the views!

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

January, 2023

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

The views are amazing as the house is at the end of a trail perched on a hill surrounded by Joshua trees. It is remote enough to feel like you are alone, yet close to everything. The house is very cute, welcoming with many places to hang out. We will definitely come back!

ChloeM

Yucca Valley, CA

Beautiful remote getaway

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

November, 2022

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

We had a great time in this place. Incredible views, everything you need can be found in the house, beautiful property to stay in. Very close to the village and national park. Wildlife is visible from the bedroom window. The dirt road to the house is pretty long, so make sure you have an appropriate car.

AnnaV

Yucca Valley, CA

Great Weekend Getaway!

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

November, 2022

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

Booked this house for my wife’s birthday weekend and what a great experience! We brought our dog with us who enjoyed the outdoor environment. It was such a great home to stay at and had all the amenities we needed.

BENS

Yucca Valley, CA

Property Reviewed:

Desert Noir Retreat

Dates Stayed:

October, 2021

Review Source:

Vacasa

Rating:

We enjoyed our recent stay at Desert Noir. The home had great design features and was well appointed with beautiful furniture and appliances. We enjoyed the outdoor living as well with the hot tub and fire pit overlooking amazing evening sunsets. Highly recommend this secluded home for rest and relaxation.This review was submitted while the home was managed by a different property management company.

HollyC

Yucca Valley, CA

Location

November 2024
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February 2025
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23 $139 /nt	24 $99 /nt	25 $99 /nt	26 $102 /nt	27 $134 /nt	28 $165 /nt

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Great house, okay customer service

Incredible

April visit

Great place with privacy and views for days.

Relaxing stay

Restful desert trip

A peaceful retreat but some room for improvement

Beautiful mountain retreat

Guest Review

Beautiful, but

Excellent desert getaway

An amazing desert retreat

We loved it!!

Beautiful, magical space in the desert!

Windy, Snowy, Wonderful Stay

You cannot beat the views!

Beautiful remote getaway

Great Weekend Getaway!

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Wonderful Property, Beautifully Decorated

Favorite thus far!

Leaking ceiling

A true 5 star property!

Incredible Desert Experience

An Desert Gem with Incredible Views!

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